Total Medals Earned: 66 (From 13 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,715 Points
Medals Earned: 1/30 (25/445 points)
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Open the first present!
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Open the twenty-first present!
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Open the twenty-fifth present!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (230/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Find all 18 FAILs.
...or do you?
Medals Earned: 3/38 (15/500 points)
Shoot Jebediah Springfield's head off
Reach Springfield
Kill Frink with the Laser
Shoot Otto's Earphones
Shoot Fat Tony's cup
Kill the bird at least once
Get 1st Place in the leaderboards
Get 3 stars on Level 1
Get 3 stars on Level 2
Get 3 stars on Level 3
Get 3 stars on Level 4
Get 3 stars on Level 5
Get 3 stars on Level 7
Get 3 stars on Level 8
Get 3 stars on Level 9
Get 3 stars on Level 10
Get 3 stars on Level 12
Get 3 stars on Level 13
Get 3 stars on Level 14
Get 3 stars on Level 15
Get 3 stars on Level 16
Get 3 stars on Level 18
Get 3 stars on Level 19
Get 3 stars on Level 20
Get 3 stars on Level 21
Get 3 stars on Level 22
Get a 3 hit combo on todd's body
Convert all the Heathens on the Bonus Level
Complete the game 3 times in one session!
Complete the Game!
Score a load of points in Hockey Dad
Kill Sideshow Bob
Steal all the loot without dying
Kill everyone in springfield
Shoot Maud's ghost 5 times in a row
Kill each member of the Flanders super fast!
Medals Earned: 4/18 (160/660 points)
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank PD
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/385 points)
You found some poo!
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 9/12 (350/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 5/17 (95/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/215 points)
Unlock Darnell from his entrapment.
Help Nene fix her leg.
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 8/11 (320/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
I did it on purpose...
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You know you want this medal